No, no, chocolates (by themselves) are simply not welcome.

For all you Valentine-givers out there in Romance Land, be advised:

You absolutely CANNOT give chocolates for Valentine’s Day… BY THEMSELVES.

Why not?

Public service announcement from HowToConsign.org just in time for Valentine's DayThe solution: Go ahead and get the chocolates. Then get a nice generous gift certificate to your beloved’s favorite consignment, resale or thrift shop, and tuck it under the bow.

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